Teen Girl Squad, Crimefighting Edition

A bunch of schoolgirls turned the tables on a subway flasher by snapping his picture on their camera phone and going for help in the station. The token clerk they talked to first had this to say:

"For a grown man to be exposing himself to children at 7:30 in the morning, it's terrible."

All the qualifications in this statement, inadvertent though they may be, are pretty funny. If only he had waited until nighttime, or been a teenage boy!