Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Reasons I am a crotchety old woman:

- Excessive cranberry juice consumption
- Complaining about that darn kid down the street on his skateboard and threatening to go talk to his mother
- Ongoing feud with mailman
- Aching bones
- Have been waking up early without an alarm clock, which I only hope may be due to jet lag
- Emergent gray hairs (!!!)
- Grumbling about loud children in house across the street
- Row of pill bottles (they are only calcium supplements and vitamins, but still)
- Newfound appreciation for comfy shoes
- Two piece pajamas (okay, maybe this is more old man like)

I'm sure Geoffrey could think of more. He finds my premature granny habits amusing.
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