Is this for real? According to The Superficial, the Federal District Court for the Central District of California has enjoined the release of the new Dukes of Hazzard movie. Can someone with PACER access confirm? I think this is great, if only because Jessica Simpson's nose frightens me and the whole thing looks like such a concentrated dose of stupidity that the American public might never recover.
UPDATE: The litigation has settled. Simpson, her daisy dukes, and her malformed schnozz will be in theaters across America as scheduled. (Thanks to Howard Bashman for the link and for resolving this pressing legal issue.)