I'm on Day 2 of a migraine, so no deep thoughts today.
Last night we watched The Opposite of Sex, which may feature Lisa Kudrow's best performance ever. It got me thinking:
-Why would Christina Ricci become an anorexic lollipop head when she was so sexy in this movie?
-Is Renee Zellweger conscious of the extent to which she is aping Julia Roberts? Marrying a country singer much less famous and attractive than one's self was a weird career movie for Roberts; it seems strange that Zellweger would coincidentally follow suit (Roberts: Lyle Lovett, Zellweger: Kenny Chesney) . Will Zellweger soon divorce and then become a homewrecker like Julia?
-Was there ever anyone more constitutionally equipped to be "the other woman" than Angelina Jolie?
-What is up with actresses getting fake tans and bleaching their hair close to the same tone as their skin? Scarlett Johansson looks like a Goldfinger victim.
I should really just get an US Weekly subscription and get it over with.