Monday, January 14, 2008

A legal post!

By request, another poll. Here are the facts:

A woman is engaged to a man. They live together in a small apartment in California. Woman pays 100% of the rent; in lieu of a rent contribution, Man saves for a down payment on a house. At present, the amount of savings is over $10,000. Man also purchased a $13,000 engagement ring for Woman. Man, however, has a drinking problem that causes violent outbursts (property damage and physical attacks on people at bars). Woman consequently breaks off engagement with Man. California law characterizes engagement rings as implied conditional gifts, but attribution of fault for the dissolution of the engagement is not irrelevant. What is the proper distribution of assets in the aftermath of this breakup? (Extra credit for case citations!)


Sunday, January 13, 2008

Guessing at Normal

Are you guessing at normal?
Children raised in alcoholic households lack first-hand experience in any number of standard social rituals and passage rights - in our family’s case, for example, we never entertained when I was a kid; having guests to dinner or hosting a party was as foreign as muezzin calls.
I didn't live with an alcoholic parent, but our household never entertained, and the idea of having faux "uncles" and "aunts" (aka long-time friends of your parents) was completely unsettling to me as a kid. Maybe my family was just cutting edge.

50 Book Challenge #5: Acacia: The War With the Mein

This is another fantasy that tries to break the mold by changing the setting from a conventional medieval Europe. The Acacian Empire, ruled by a brown-skinned family descended from a great sorcerer, is falling to bits, and readers are given front row seats for the chaos. The kindly king meets a predictably rapid violent end, and his four offspring are scattered to the ends of the earth in the wake of an invasion of pale-skinned, vengeful northerners. The scattering itself stretches the bounds of plausibility, and the development of the characters does so even more. One of the heirs becomes a peerless sword fighter within weeks of picking up a blade; another becomes a sort of pirate captain.

One review pointed out that the four children bear a passing resemblance to the Pevensies: noble eldest brother, shallow elder sister with archery skills, wandering younger brother, and brave younger sister. Fans of George R.R. Martin might notice parallels with Robb, Sansa, Arya, and Bran.

This book is better than Lewis's but not as good as Martin's. The world is less fully realized and the history invoked by the various characters is (intentionally?) confused and contradictory. Other aspects of the world are equally odd; entire societies seem to exist in unlivable conditions (what do the Numrek eat?), ageless wizards don't know how to heal despite their ability to preserve their own lives for millenia, and people seem unaware of a child slave trade that continually takes substantial numbers of children each year. The two eldest royals make choices near the end that are dictated by the requirements of plot rather than their characters as written.

This is not to say that it's a bad book; as fantasies go, it's a pleasant read. One of the best aspects of the book is its focus on the economics of empire and trade, with an emphasis on the power of merchants over rulers. Further volumes may yield less derivative plots and more consistent background. Recommended to fantasy fans.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

BloodBlogging

Steve and I went to see There Will Be Blood this afternoon. PTA, all is forgiven. The only trouble is that most of the reviews say that Plainview's character has no redeeming features. I didn't really quit Team Daniel until the last thirty minutes of the movie. Wouldn't you be tempted to [SPOILERS] send your deaf son to a specialized boarding school if he tried to burn your house down while you were sleeping? [/SPOILERS] His ultimate alienation is tragic, not repellent. Or maybe Day-Lewis is so attractive that my judgment is impaired.

You should see this movie so you can tell me what a horrible person I am for not despising Plainview.

Some people seem to think that the more memorable lines in the film will become catchphrases, a la "greed is good" or "say hello to my little friend." I doubt it.

Sex without romance

Marginal Revolution highlights a new paper by Ashlie Warnick on the political economy of prostitution. I have been remiss in linking to this paper; it's really very interesting. Ashlie has two other papers with less titillating subject matter on SSRN as well.

Friday, January 11, 2008

50 Book Challenge #4: A Betrayal in Winter

Another page-turner from Daniel Abraham. It continues the narrative from A Shadow in Summer but could probably be read as a stand-alone book as well. We are treated to more intrigue and less magic, but the characters, new and old, are engaging and psychologically complex (for genre fiction). The female scion of the ruling house is particularly well-drawn, and her relationships explored in penetrating ways. Abraham avoids melodrama, which I appreciate. If you like fantasy with an Asian flavor and shades of moral grayness, this is your series. Recommended.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Other Voices

Jacob Levy has a great post on the Ron Paul fracas and how it illustrates the split between two types of libertarians.

Ben Wolfson on wantons.

Williamsburg women on whether they'd rather have their boyfriends cheat on them with a man or a woman.

World's Foulest Beverages

I nominate Kombucha. Why?
[K]ombucha may contain some of the following components depending on the source of the culture: Acetic acid, which gives Kombucha that 'kick' to its smell and taste; butyric acid, gluconic acid, glucuronic acid, lactic acid, malic acid, oxalic acid, usnic acid, as well as some B-vitamins.
UPDATE: Timothy Sandefur identifies another promising contender.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

And though the static walls surround me/You were out there and you found me

It is National Delurking Week. If you're a lurker, please pop into the comments and say hi!

Something I never thought was in question

It has come to my attention that some people don't think kissing a third party when you're in a committed relationship constitutes cheating. Is this really a common point of view? Long-time readers of this blog know that I think kissing is very important.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Random Roundup

- One of these things is not like the others . . . (via)

- Huntington's gene makes you promiscuous? (via)

- Shins rocker arrested for domestic violence; victim/former star of America's Next Top Model posts about it on her LiveJournal. (via)

- Is this like a checklist of agonies for anyone else? (via)

Sunday, January 06, 2008

50 Book Challenge #3: Veronica

"Prettiness is always about pleasing people. When you stop being pretty, you don't have do that anymore. I don't have to do that anymore. It's my show now."
My general aversion to literary fiction has several distinct roots: a disdain for its frequent focus on the delicate epiphanies of an aging bourgeois; an aversion to writing that seems self-consciously clever to the detriment of clarity, plot, and characterization; even (to my occasional shame) my utter disinterest in modernity. But occasionally a book that breaks through these barriers and, despite its acclaim in middlebrow literary circles, earns my appreciation. Veronica is such a book.

We considered it for the blog book club some time back, but only after the Arlington Central Library failed to yield up my preferred trash did I return to it. My only previous encounter with Gaitskill was mediated by Maggie Gyllenhaal and thus I approached her latest novel with few expectations.

The center of the book is Veronica, a brassy, fierce woman befriended by Alison, the narrator, after Alison loses her place as a runway model but before she loses everything else. This is not chick lit; this is women's writing, unsuppressed and unexpurgated. It is worth reading for the prose alone, and Constant Readers of this blog will recognize how rarely I would say that. Gaitskill's turns of phrase occasionally approach the Nabokovian, and are often all the more impressive for their psychological insight. The flashback structure would be jarring but reader will eagerly anticipate the transitions (Alison's past is more engaging than her present, as the second half of the book documents a hike in this narrative thread). I confess to disappointment at what I realized, after the fact, to be certain autobiographical aspects, but these are quibbles based on prejudices and not actual weaknesses of the novel.

If you like Alice Munro, Elvis Costello, or fine prose, read this book.

UPDATE: The worst part about good writing is the subsequent inability to appreciate the barely-serviceable prose found in most genre novels. Alison isn't the only one who fell from heaven.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Friday, January 04, 2008

How to beat your wife

Jezebel brings us this revealing column from the Yemen Times. An excerpt:
[B]eating is considered a type of violence, according to human rights organizations, which urge women to complain to the police. I just wonder what kind of families our societies would have if Muslim women started doing this regarding their husbands.

Relationships between fathers and daughters or sisters and brothers also provoke argument from human rights organizations, which propose the suggested solutions for all relationships. Personally, I don’t think fathers or brothers would undertake such behavior unless there was a reason for it. ... [S]hould fathers and brothers complain to police if their daughters or sisters violate moral, Islamic or social norms?
One commenter observes:
Ever notice it's always daughters and sisters violating Islamic 'norms'? You never hear of a girl killing her brother because he broke Islamic law by say, drinking a beer or dressing in Western clothing.
Have there been any honor killings of males by family members?

Thursday, January 03, 2008

50 Book Challenge #2: A Shadow in Summer

I picked this up because it had a cover blurb from George R.R. Martin and it didn't disappoint. Abraham's novel (the first in a quartet) is an engaging fantasy that breaks from the usual quasi-European setting. His deployment of magic is sparing and the pacing and writing are smooth.

The narrative follows the path of Otah, a sixth son of a noble family who is put in a cruel and rigorous school for the training of poets. Poets, through careful crafting of original metaphor, capture and embody concepts in human form. These enslaved entities can perform acts of magic relating to their conceptual identity ("Removing the Part That Continues," or "Seedless" performs the work of hundreds of cotton combers in an instant by removing the seeds) but struggle against their captors in any manner possible. Otah leaves the school but cannot return to his privileged life without risking death at the hands of his inheriting brothers and must make a new life for himself. Unfortunately, a conspiracy against one of the poets draws Otah back after many years and he finds himself unable to avoid an encounter with his past.

If A Shadow in Summer lacks the psychological complexity of Martin (we are more distant from the characters, despite the similar points of view), it has the advantage of being slimmer and having its sequels due to arrive in rapid succession. Recommended.

Everything you wanted to know about Juche but were afraid to ask

Jason Kuznicki highlights this bizarre FAQ about North Korea:
1. Can I get a signed photograph from Leader Kim Jong IL?

Soon the KFA shop will offer such article.

2. Can I send a letter to North Korea and get a penpal in North Korea?

You can send the letter if you have an valid address and contact person. We provide no service for penpal friends.

3. Can I emigrate to North Korea and live in North Korea?

It’s possible only in very special situations and having honor/merits. You must send a request letter stating your reasons, together
with your complete CV, copy of your passport and certificates to korea@korea-dpr.com

4. Can I work in North Korea as a teacher/interpreter/(other)?

No.

[…]

8. Can I travel to North Korea as a backpacker? (Independant travel)

No. You must travel as a group only, even if you are the only participant you must be with Korean guides at all times.

9. Can I join the Korean People’s Army?

No, only Korean nationals with DPRK citizenship

[…]
18. Is North Korea a ‘Stalinist’ state?

The term ‘Stalinism’ is highly loaded and is most frequently employed not as a descriptive term but as an insult. The DPRK political system is based on the Juche Idea, a theory developed by the late President Kim Il Sung stressing national self-reliance and development according to the unique characteristics of individual nations. ‘Stalinism,’ on the other hand, was articulated as a universalistic political ideology. The DPRK is indeed a socialist state, meaning that all the means of production are socially owned. However, the central implication of the ‘Stalinist’ accusation–simply that the DPRK is a dictatorship–is inaccurate. Korea is a socialist democracy guaranteeing its citizens the full range of individual liberties and rights provided by many liberal regimes, and more.

50 Book Challenge #1: The Solitude of Thomas Cave

The year starts with a short, evocative novel about a whaler left off the coast of Greenland over the winter. Left to himself for ten months of cold and darkness as the result of a shipboard wager, the titular character becomes lost in his past. I fought briefly against the character's backstory, but upon reflection it was less cliché than realism, and any set of events, juxtaposed with the blankness of the arctic winter, would have taken on similarly melodramatic notes. Recommended for fans of the survival tale subgenre.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

New year, new you

This Hegel quote reminded me of some prior posts on committing one's self to a course of action.
A will which resolves on nothing is not an actual will; the characterless man can never resolve on anything. The reason for such indecision may also lie in an over-refined sensibility which knows that, in determining something, it enters the realm of finitude, imposing a limit on itself and relinquishing infinity; yet it does not wish to renounce the totality to which it intends. Such a disposition is dead, even if its aspiration is to be beautiful. “Whoever aspires to great things,” says Goethe, “must be able to limit himself.” Only by making resolutions can the human being enter actuality, however painful the process may be; for inertia would rather not emerge from that inward brooding in which it reserves a universal possibility for itself. But possibility is not yet actuality. The will which is sure of itself does not therefore lose itself in what it determines.
May you have the joy of murdering many possible selves this year.

All Posts for 2008 50 Book Challenge

  1. The Solitude of Thomas Cave
  2. A Shadow In Summer
  3. Veronica
  4. A Betrayal In Winter
  5. Acacia: The War With the Mein
  6. Bad Behavior
  7. An Arsonist's Guide to Writers' Homes in New England
  8. The Accidental
  9. Because They Wanted To
  10. Caracole
  11. Winterbirth
  12. Tracing the Shadow
  13. World War Z
  14. 1491
  15. In the Wake of Madness
  16. Foreigner
  17. Matter
  18. Bel Canto
  19. The Iron Dream
  20. Comfort Me With Apples
  21. The Blade Itself
  22. The Man in the High Castle
  23. A Prisoner of Birth
  24. Nobody Belongs Here More Than You
  25. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
  26. The Serpent's Tale
  27. Inside Straight
  28. Heart-Shaped Box
  29. Arabian Nights
  30. Before They Are Hanged
  31. Last Argument of Kings
  32. The Ministry of Special Cases
  33. The Museum of Dr. Moses
  34. 20th Century Ghosts
  35. Across the Nightingale Floor
  36. Grass for His Pillow
  37. Brilliance of the Moon
  38. The Harsh Cry of the Heron
  39. Heaven's Net is Wide
  40. Splinter
  41. Wolfblade
  42. Duma Key
  43. Inferno
  44. Freedom and Necessity
  45. Lisey's Story
  46. The Post-Birthday World

Monday, December 31, 2007

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Public Nudity and the Law

Via Overlawyered: Topless woman in city park used as bait for public indecency sting.

Resolved:

I should go to more parties.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Taking a break

Belle wrote something that you might like about the current glut of pregnancy movies.

Update: One aspect of this comment's discussion of Hollywood films about pregnancy and abortion is perhaps astute:
[A] woman is not the hero of her own abortion. Interestingly, in the only movies I know the plot of (Cider House Rules and Vera Drake) where there is abortion and heroism, it's the abortionist who is the hero, and the pregnant women are merely victims and secondary characters, rather than heroes.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Why I hate musicals

1. Inability to suspend disbelief. If you saw someone burst into song and dance down the street, you'd react. Bystanders in musicals almost never do. If they do, it's often to join in and take part in a choreographed routine. I can read about dragons and wizards and all manner of nonsense as long as it's internally consistent nonsense. These bizarre reactions, however, are more than I can bear.

2. The characters are usually caricatures. This is probably in part because finding people who can both sing and act is very hard. It doesn't explain why a huge percentage of musicals involve some sort of ethnic cliché or stereotype.

3. The action stops so the lead can show off his voice. I don't mind musicals in which the songs are funny (Avenue Q, South Park), move the plot along (some songs in Moulin Rouge!), or reveal new insights about the character. Most of the time, though, the songs just reinforce what we already know. For example: what the point of "Beautiful Pretty Women" in Sweeney Todd? Not only does it tell us nothing about Todd or Turpin, it embodies the classic villain error of monologuing. If it weren't for this song, the movie would be an hour shorter and a lot fewer people would have died. And it's not even a good song!

4. You can't understand what they're saying anyway. If a song does contribute to the narrative or characterization in a meaningful way, it's uncertain whether that will come through, since the singers often are too wrapped up in showing off (good voices) or are unable to combine enunciation and volume (bad voices).

5. Songs are often jammed into a perfectly good story. This happens a lot with musical adaptations. It throws off the pacing.

6. The sort of person who loves musicals makes me want to die. You know who I'm talking about. That girl with the Les Misérables t-shirt in 9th grade. That guy in college who looked down on people who didn't appreciate Zero Mostel's hilarious songs. The person who always manages to drop the name and price of the show s/he saw in NYC last weekend. If you watch musicals you're around these people. Ugh.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

The worst movie ever?

With a release date in January, the studio must have realized that this film has no redeeming features whatsoever. Will a single person under age 40 buy a ticket to this movie? Are Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson really pressed for money? Why would anyone inflict this upon the world?

UPDATE: Another contender? Poor Luke Wilson.

2008: Another Challenge Year

I had planned on posting on this today, but my dear Belle beat me to it. I will again be taking part in the 50 Book Challenge. The rules here will be the same as before. I have previously expressed many intentions of posting on book-related themes on this blog but since they lacked the systematizing elements of the 50 Book Challenge or the monthly book club they typically fell by the wayside. To the extent possible I will announce books to be read for the challenge in advance so we can discuss them. One of my goals for the year is to read more nonfiction.

Please feel free to join the challenge!

Monday, December 24, 2007

Holiday Totals

Bowls of green sauce consumed: 2.
Movies involving singing viewed: 2.
Number of musicals I have ever enjoyed: 2.
Percentage of overlap between two previous line items: 0.
Inches of scarf knitted: 24.
Inches of scarf subsequently unraveled: 16.
Cool bloggers met: 1.
Glasses of wine drunk with said blogger: 3.
Words of article written: 0.
Silly thrillers about serial killers read: 3.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Movie Review: Walk Hard

Between outings with various individuals this weekend we managed to fit in a viewing of Walk Hard. This is a completely unnecessary yet fairly entertaining spoof of the musician-biopic genre. Apparently you don't even have to have seen these movies to be amused (Steve has not seen Ray or Walk the Line but still laughed). I am, however, getting a bit tired of seeing the same dozen actors in every movie connected with Judd Apatow, and of the accompanying trend of aggressively ugly protagonists. Hiding David Krumholz and Jason Schwartzman behind massively quantities of fake facial hair only reinforces the problem. There is male frontal nudity in this picture, but it's neither sexy nor aesthetically appealing, which is, I'm sure, how it managed to get past the ratings board.

I had been psyched for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but the trailer made it look . . . not so great. Steve pointed out that 1) we have no evidence that Jason Segel can write, and 2) it's probably partially autobiographical, and we all know how much that can suck. I'll still see it, but not on opening weekend.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Makeover

I could have sworn I put this link up, but I guess I just emailed it around. Anyway, here's the makeover from Washingtonian I was talking about.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Pimp My Schnoz



I have a lot of sympathy for Ashley Tisdale. Steve is cramping my Hollywood style, though. "Blah blah I like you just the way you are blah . . . ."

Pimp My Schnoz
Originally uploaded by ataylor02

Also, waking up at four o'clock bites.

In Houston, sporadic internet, knitting going poorly.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Alpaca Allergy Blues. Etc.

At some point I decided to teach myself to knit. This would have gone much more smoothly had I not realized partway through my scarf project that I am allergic to the yarn.

Kids: not subject to lemon laws.

I always wondered why this grotesque building near my office hadn't been torn down. Turns out the owners aren't allowed to because it's "historic." Shades of the Gropius complex.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Not the top of the Ivies

What is it about the Anscombe Society at Princeton? First they came out against rape kits and then one of their members faked a hate crime.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Silver and Gold

Megan's friend inventory is pretty depressing, and would be more so if I could ever figure out what people mean when they say "friend." Someone you'd invite to a wedding or whose wedding you'd attend? Someone you talk to for hours on the phone? Someone you would call if you needed a ride to the hospital or a place to crash? Someone who comes to your parties and hangs out? No matter how you define it, I don't have that many friends. Grade school: zip. High school: zip. College: a handful, most of whom I keep in touch with solely through email and Google Chat. Law school: I occasionally email or see a few people. Most of my friends and acquaintances are from blogging at this point. When I was growing up I usually had one best friend, a couple of decent friends, and that was it. It's hard to make friends these days.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Folk Law

In the comments to Orin Kerr's recent post on the origins of the folk belief that undercover cops must identify themselves, this squib caught my eye:
There is a folk belief, certainly related, that the owner or occupier of property may post a sign requiring law-enforcement personnel to identify themselves upon entry, and they must comply even if undercover. I've seen professional-looking signs to this effect at fraternity houses.
At the risk of sounding silly (it's been a while since crim pro): what's wrong with this? If I post a sign on my land that states that hikers may enter but hunters must obtain permission before doing so, wouldn't any hunter who snuck in be a trespasser? An undercover cop seeking to enter a home is presumably looking for evidence of criminal activity that could not be seen from outside the home. If the evidence is not in plain view and circumstances do not justify a warrantless search, wouldn't his unannounced entry similarly be unlawful trespassing, justifying exclusion of any fruits of the search?

Making access to your property conditional seems fairly fundamental.

Small World, Big Money

This is really pretty impressive. Our place is right up the road from Ron Paul campaign headquarters. I have heard that workers are packed in like sailors on a submarine above the dry cleaners over there. Maybe now they can afford some extra space.

One of my exes is a big Ron Paul fan and sends me all the online notifications about these moneybombs and blimp launches and whatnot. At a party attended by some fellow libertarians, I mentioned that a friend of mine sent a new Ron Paul Facebook message almost every day. The other three people I was talking with immediately named the guy. I would have been surprised but am fairly jaded about the idea that there are only 100 D.C. libertarians and we all know each other.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Forcing Shelfworthiness Calculations

Why do books cost so much in France? This explains a bit.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Republican Tulku?

Via Matt Yglesias, Noah Millman on the Republican field:
[T]here is no ideological fighting going on, except between Ron Paul and the rest of the field. Instead, the GOP is engaged in an identity-politics-driven contest. The GOP is not debating what it stands for, nor is it a party that knows what it stands for and is looking for the best candidate to win a general election and/or to effectively carry out the party’s program. The GOP is not trying to find a leader for the party. It is looking for a candidate who is the incarnation of the party. No wonder they’re having a tough time.
They have another eight election cycles to wait.

Pharma Bashing in Film

Once again, Hollywood takes a perfectly good plot involving a pandemic and inserts a Big Pharma villain.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Observation

Leaky quiche is the tastiest quiche. The egg gets all over the crust and makes it extra savory. I think the crust bakes better in a metal pan than in a glass pan, too.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Save the cheerleader, save the world?

Interesting issues emerge from this case in Texas. A junior high school cheerleader was shoved out of the shower at a sleepover and photographed (by some accounts, only her blurry back was visible in the picture). The photo was forwarded to classmates and some of them looked at it in school. The school suspended several students, including the girl who took the photo, even though the incident took place off school grounds.

- What remedy, if any, should the cheerleader have? Has she actually been injured? Does it matter that there was a photo and that she was undressed? Wouldn't it have been as bad or worse if they had gone all Carrie on her and then recounted the tale of their tampon bombardment to all their classmates? What if they had taken a photo of her like this instead or passed around a note in which she admitted to an embarrassing crush or secret?

- What should be done to the offenders, if anything? Distribution of nude images of minors, even by other minors, tends to bring down the long arm of the law.

- Is it appropriate for the school to punish students for conduct that occurs off-campus? If yes, where's the logical stopping point? What can't a school punish minors for?

Taking the picture and passing it around was a horrible thing to do, but if principals start suspending middle schoolers for acting like little bitches they won't have any students left.

Fantasy & the Law

Dave Hoffman interviews Patrick Rothfuss, author of the excellent new novel The Name of the Wind, on the role of law in fantasy fiction.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Megan has a question.

Help her out:
According to my friend, animals and human babies have an organ in their stomach that holds ... something toxic. If they want something and they don't get it, this organ will explode, killing them. This is well-known fact; major newspapers often report on tragic cases of babies who were denied a sip of their mother's coffee and their resulting death of organ rupture. Everyone in Argentina knows this, which is why babies (and dogs, I guess) can have tastes of whatever they reach for on the table. Babies grow out of this; the organ shrinks and is aborbed into the body? as they grow up.

I quizzed her and quizzed her about this organ. I asked her to point to it. I asked her the name. It is the splena, which is NOT the spleen. NOT the appendix. We talked about this organ for days. I've since asked other people from South America and Mexico about this and never gotten a good explanation. Do any of you know about this? Is this a widely spread theory of childraising? How far? What the hell organ does she mean?
I am also interested in whether people actually believe this. It sounds a lot like reports from villages about possession and witchcraft.

Gross.

Gang rape victim's only legal avenue is mandatory arbitration. No criminal prosecutions for the rapists.

Is anyone familiar with the legal loophole referenced in the article that explains why the rapists have not been prosecuted under U.S. law? If we can throw Americans in prison for sleeping with kids in Southeast Asia, why can't these guys be put away?

Update: This post has been edited, because I can.

Monday, December 10, 2007

When God Gives You Lemons

Just watch (slightly nsfw).



Weekend Bake: Oreos

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This weekend I made homemade Oreos per this recipe. The filling pictured is made from 8 oz. of mascarpone cheese and 1/4 cup sugar, not what the recipe calls for. I think some people might call this a "Whoopie pie," but I don't like naming food after sex.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

The online and real-life shaming of the Drew family continues, with prank calls, hacks, and insults common. A commenter on Concurring Opinions notes:
[I]t just goes to show what happens when legal remedies aren't really available. Given the courts' insensitivity to racial and gender claims, I wonder what minorities and women secretly do to retaliate against those who discriminated against and/or raped them. I know one person who secretly mailed tax forms incriminating his boss to the IRS after one Michael Scott-esque comment too many, and a woman who got her rapist's family deported. I don't know if this type of non-vigilante retaliation is widespread or not, but frankly, I'd much rather have someone sue me than have virtually all of my relatives sent back to China.
These stories make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, although since practically everyone is a criminal, we're probably each one offended ex away from prosecution.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

One of these things is not like the others . . .

I don't understand Hollywood.


Thursday, December 06, 2007

A theory of SF/F

Brian and Ginger Yellow theorize:
People who can actually get it up for fantasy and SF are . . .

(a) [those who] see the unrealistic world created by the author as merely a means to the end of producing character-driven stories, or

(b) [those who] see the characters and their actions as a means to the end of telling a story about the cool fantasy world they've created.

[(c] the main constituency of (literary) sci-fi, people who see the unrealistic world created by the author as merely a means to the end of addressing present day social/philosophical issues.

All three explain why I like SF/F. Who doesn't love rich characterization, lavishly created worlds, and fiction that addresses the great questions of human life? And thus why would you prefer reading stuff set in drab contemporary times and peopled with the sorts of folks you already know, if you could get all three, to varying degrees, in a single genre?

Here's a rousing defense of SF from across the pond, where fantasy is respectable but science fiction seems "irredeemably adolescent":
“In a fantasy story,” Aldiss says, “there’s a big evil abroad, but, in the end, everything goes back to normal and everybody goes home to drink ale in the shires. In a science-fiction story, there may be a terrible evil abroad, and it may get sorted out, but the world is f***ed up for ever. This is realism. It’s certainly not beach reading, unless you can find a really nasty, shingly beach.”
. . .
SF is, in fact, the necessary literary companion to science. How could fiction avoid considering possible futures in a world of perpetual innovation? And how could science begin to believe in itself as wisdom, rather than just truth, without writers scouting out the territory ahead? Which is why this widely despised genre should be read now more than ever.
. . .
But if new hard, logical, shingly-beach SF is now a rarity, at least there’s a lot of old stuff to read. The literary snobs will say it’s badly written, which most of it is. So is most “literary” fiction. Badly written literary fiction is, however, wholly unnecessary. There’s a lot of badly written SF that is driven by an urgent journalistic desire to communicate. That is necessary.
I disagree with this characterization of fantasy, and authors like Miéville and Martin probably would as well.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Internet Shaming Redux

The Megan Meier case takes a weird new turn.

The linked blog is almost certainly a hoax (any competent attorney would have put the kibosh on it), but does it matter? Regardless of authenticity, it acts as a lightning rod for outrage, and the reputation of the purported author is already shredded.

I did find the discussion in some of the comments intriguing. If Megan had shot up the school instead of killing herself, how would our reactions differ?

Monday, December 03, 2007

Book Review: The Secret History

It's somehow unseemly to read a novel that came highly recommended by a particular individual, only to realize that the recommender's enthusiasm was almost certainly a function of his identification with one of the more loathsome characters. Such unwelcome and uncomfortable intimacies are almost enough to keep you from reading otherwise superior novels.

Almost.

I hate campus novels, but this kept me engrossed because of, not despite, the collegiate setting. It's psychologically astute, but the last hundred pages are a bit heavy on the melodrama. I appreciated the author's restraint with respect to some of the other characters, so the gratuitous elements were especially obvious. For example, after teasing us with (mostly) unconsummated attractions between the narrator and two of his friends and establishing realistic yet opaque characters, we get sexual sensationalism on a V. C. Andrews level and crudely inserted dialogue establishing psychopathology. The writing is, however, marvelous, and the aforementioned minor irritants should not discourage you from reading this book. Highly recommended.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

For my past and present grad-student friends

I found this post on fighting neoliberalism in the academy quite entertaining. Some of its recommendations:
* Reject the implementation of "benchmarks" or any other form of "standards" for merit raises or promotions that are predicated on quantified output.

* Reject merit raises all together and rather spread the total raises due the entire faculty of a department evenly to all faculty.

* Refuse to sell ourselves as "stars" to highest bidding institutions. This reproduces the neoliberal self-made "man," reinforcing gender and class hierarchies within the academy.

* Identify and monitor the behavior all 'frumps' (formerly radical upwardly mobile professors).

* Avoid grade inflation. In a context of grade inflation, instructors that seek to honestly assess performance find themselves at a disadvantage, especially if they are adjunct staff.

* Quit giving standardized tests and grades. Pass/Fail. Get rid of students who don't want to be there. Tell them to come back when they know what they are there for. If we stop treating students like cash cows, maybe they will actually appreciate learning.

* Make your students do the work - have them explain concepts to each other. Have them create materials they think are useful. Grade them for effort rather than results - they are there to learn.
Update: I suppose I should note that the recommendations are not by the post's author, but reproduced from another source.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

I should know better.

Anyone who reflected for more than a minute would realize that this makes no sense:
There is logic to the veil scheme: Men will be satisfied with their wives as long as they have no other women to compare them to, and women should accept the suppression so that each one can maintain her grip on her husband. It requires everyone to live a life of visual deprivation, so that no one sees anything that might make him want what he does not have. You are never challenged to resist temptations, and to make it easy to avoid sexual pleasures, you have to give up all the visual pleasures that could easily be yours.
And that's not what Tertullian's arguing in the first place.

Relatedly, I was not previously aware that part of the justification for Christian women wearing the veil was because they might tempt not just men, but angels. Helen of Troy, eat your heart out. Here's an essay by some guy arguing that Catholic women still have to be veiled in church.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Fashion Bleg

What color tights/hose/stockings can you wear with silver or pewter shoes? I bought the shoes to go with this dress but am wondering if I will have to consign that outfit to warm-weather evenings only and if the shoes will go with anything else this winter.

I love deciding what to wear to holiday parties.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

4'11", 105 lbs

This chick is my new idol.



I worked out and lifted weights with a trainer for 6-8 months when I first moved here, but maybe something like this would be fun. My doctor is always telling me to take yoga classes, but in my experience, stress is best relieved through punching things, not by sitting in contorted poses.

Opinions on Muay Thai, Brazilian jiu jitsu, and MMA welcome.

For your amusement

- What people think of your name (via)

- A cat dressed as a sandworm

- Robot servants: coming sometime, if not soon.

Recipe: More Pasta

By request, my favorite pasta recipes for the hungry and time-pressed.

Spinach Penne with Ricotta

This is from the De Cecco pasta box, but I like it anyway.

Cook whatever amount of pasta seems appropriate for one person. After cooking, drain and then add the pasta to a bowl with 2 large forkfuls of part-skim ricotta, 1 tbsp butter, 1/2 tsp -ish of fleur de sel, and a generous shaking of crushed red pepper. Mix until coated.
You can use whole-milk ricotta if you keep the pasta a bit wet when you drain it (or save a spoonful of pasta water) and leave out the butter.

Simple Pasta with Sausage & Cheese

Cook Italian sausage in a non-stick pan until browned, adding spices as desired. I generally add more fennel, oregano, basil, black pepper, and salt. Once sausage is mostly cooked, boil water and cook some pasta (I like farfalle). Grate copious amounts of hard Italian cheese. Drain pasta well and add to pan with sausage. Toss until delicious sausage fat has coated the pasta. Turn off heat and add cheese. Toss. Eat.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Recipe: Pasta with Sausage, Spinach, & Sun-Dried Tomatoes

My standby simple pasta dinners are spinach penne with ricotta cheese and crushed red pepper and farfalle with sausage and parmesan. This has a few more ingredients, but is just as tasty and actually contains vegetables.

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon olive oil
1 onion, chopped fine
3 cloves garlic , pressed
1 pound sweet Italian sausage
1/2 cup oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes , rinsed and chopped fine
1/2 pound penne pasta (2 1/2 cups) (farfalle also works)
2 cups chicken broth (I use Better Than Bouillon for convenience, but it's very salty)
1 cup milk
1 ounce grated Parmesan cheese (1/2 cup)
6 ounces baby spinach
ground black pepper and salt
1. Heat the oil in 12-inch skillet over medium heat until shimmering. Add the onion and 1/2 teaspoon salt, and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Stir in the garlic, sausage, and tomatoes and cook, breaking up the meat with a wooden spoon, until no longer pink, about 4 minutes.
2. Sprinkle the pasta evenly over the sausage. Pour the broth and milk over the pasta. Bring to a simmer, then reduce the heat to medium-low and cover. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the pasta is tender, about 10 minutes.
3. Stir in the spinach a handful at a time, and cook until wilted, about 2 minutes. Stir in the Parmesan. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Economic Darwin Awards

Sending racist email from your work account: always a bad idea.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

L’arbre de la liberté croît lorsqu’il est arrosé du sang de toute espèce de tyrans.

Today the D.C. gun ban case was on my mind.

If you are interested in the filings in the case, they can be found here. Here is a profile of one of the plaintiffs. Here is a post making the liberal case for gun ownership (read the whole thing). Here is some historical context for the Second Amendment.

Oh, and Godwin.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Take that, other Amber Taylor!

If you can get a copy of Washingtonian Magazine, I am in the makeovers section of the December issue.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

I'm curious, too.

At what age, if ever, is a person old enough to have sex without the National Review declaring this evidence of a social ill?

There aren't a lot of married undergraduates, but in graduate and professional schools married students are fairly common.

True fiscal conservatives would see the benefits of providing young women with contraception, especially during a crucial period of their educational development.

Book Review: The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters

Imagine Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell crossed with Perdido Street Station and you'll get The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters, an over-long but largely entertaining novel with elements of steampunk, Gothic mystery, science fiction, and erotica.

We begin with Miss Temple, a ferocious young lady of means recently arrived from her island plantation home. The fair Miss Temple has been jilted by her fiancé, Roger, a up-and-comer at the Foreign Ministry. She refuses to take this lying down and shadows Roger's movements, hoping to determine the cause of her broken engagement. By bluff and bravado, she follows Roger to a masked ball in a remote country estate, but the party is marred by murder and she barely escapes with her life.

An assassin nicknamed Cardinal Chang also crashed the party that night, but discovered that the man he'd come to kill was already dead. The party's guest of honor, Prince Karl-Horst of Macklenberg, is subsequently abducted and only rescued by the offices of his personal physician, Doctor Svenson. All three become entangled in the schemes of the shadowy cabal behind the events of that evening, and only by working together will they be able to escape death.

There are a lot of narrow escapes in this book. The villains, a group of mysterious alchemists, have developed a "Process" of mechanical and alchemical brainwashing, which temporarily brands its victims with a loop of livid scars around the eyes, and a method of downloading and storing human memories in books of deadly blue glass. Their determination is otherworldly and their moral qualms nonexistent, yet they have a regrettable tendency to knock people on the head or drug them when they should be shot or poisoned.

The philosophical issues posed by the Process and the nature of stored and stolen memories are barely touched. Fully half the subplots and side trips could be cut, and by page 500 or so we are a bit bored by the constant cliffhanger endings to each POV chapter. The finale is also a bit of a letdown, but that's because it was set up to frame the coming sequel. All in all, though, it's an entertaining read, and worth checking out from the library.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Back me up here.

The author of this book looks exactly like Herbert Kornfeld.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Resolved:

That butternut squash is neither buttery nor nutty, but is instead a chalky and deceitful fruit straight from the devil's garden.

Cheese for Amber

Interesting article on cheese competitions and the relative non-scalability of artisanal cheese manufacture.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Deadweight Loss

Last week I ordered a nice white leather bag and had it shipped to me. Not two days after receiving the bag, I got an email from the company I'd bought it from advertising their new sale; the front page of the site prominently displays a discount code for 25% off. Now the bag was not cheap, so I had one of two options:

1. Return the bag I just bought and reorder the bag using the coupon code (causing the vendor to have to pay for another round of free shipping, processing a return, and processing a new order, as well as imposing return shipping costs on me), OR

2. Call them up, explain how this is stupid, and get them to credit the difference to my account.

Can you guess which option the vendor chose?

Catch me if you—*click*

Proof that HLS doesn't teach you anything?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Blogs you love to hate

Steve always used to ask why I spent so much time reading blogs that made me really angry. "You've got a limited amount of leisure time. Why spend it on that?" I reluctantly agreed and pared down my Bloglines subscriptions.

But who has suffered from this rational choice? You, Constant Reader! This blog runs on bile and schadenfreude, and without daily doses of infuriating nonsense, I lack inspiration to give you the posts that you deserve. So what should I be reading? Give me something mostly literate but infuriatingly stupid. Previous hits in this genre include Pandagon, Althouse, and The Corner.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Banned in Boston Paris

Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie's Lost Girls will not be released in France due to that country's laws against the depiction of minors in pornography.

Anyone with French language skills care to compare their law to ours (discussed previously)?

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Book Review: The Future of Reputation

Daniel Solove was kind enough to send me a review copy of his new book, The Future of Reputation. That he did this in spite of knowing that I have previously disagreed vehemently with the notions of privacy and internet conduct that he champions makes this especially generous. If the reader does not accept certain first principles (and I do not), Solove’s analysis will not be persuasive nor his recommendations appealing. This book does, however, provide an excellent summary of the internet’s effect on personal information distribution and reputations.

I provide this brief excerpt in the hope that you will be inspired to read both Professor Solove's book and a full review, should it ever see the light of day. (UPDATE: Julian Sanchez hits many of the issues I would have covered in my full review.)

There is a simple rule of thumb for predicting Solove’s positions and proposals. Ask yourself: Would this rule allow Anthony Ciolli and the pseudonymous defendants in the AutoAdmit.com litigation to be nailed to the wall? If the answer is yes, then Solove is for it. Traceable anonymity? Yes. Stricter limits on disclosures of facts about private persons? Yes. Anonymity for plaintiffs? Yes. This is a handy metric, but it doesn’t really do justice to the book.

Solove's fundamental contention is that the law can and should intervene to protect privacy in the face of challenges posed by the internet. The libertarian approach, he says, “does little to protect privacy.” If you are not concerned by this failure (and I am not), the entire project lacks a certain urgency. But, setting this aside for the moment, let’s explore some of what Solove finds threatening about the anarchic aspects of internet speech.

One of the most serious problems with “internet shaming” is that it creates a permanent record of transgression, compiled by vigilantes instead of professionals, and without input or rebuttal from the subject. Although Solove acknowledges that in some cases the web can shore up collapsing social norms, he give far more weight to the idea that the internet may contribute to the decline of certain social norms: namely, norms about privacy.

Very well, what should we do about this? Being a law professor, Solove recommends using tort law. (Solove’s embrace of privacy torts is based in part on the idea that “tort law remedies . . . aren’t authoritarian”—this despite their enforcement at the barrel of a gun.) He further proposes that the law be structured to avoid immediate recourse to the courts. In particular, this entails requiring that parties exhaust informal resolution mechanisms; “if the defendant agrees to remove the harmful information from the website, then this should be the end . . . unless the victim can demonstrate that [this] won’t sufficiently patch up the harm.”

Given the abuses of the DMCA takedown notice process, I would think that instantiating a similar set of procedures for any speech about an individual that could arguable violate his or her privacy would be extremely unappealing. While Solove is extremely concerned about over-enforcement in the context of private parties punishing norm violations, he does not recognize that his own proposal would result in over-enforcement of privacy norms, since the threat of litigation is often enough for webmasters to take down protected speech. Solove’s concern about protecting the identities of plaintiffs would also seem to be in tension with the need for a webmaster to be able to investigate and verify whether a takedown request is valid. Solove also argues for abolition of Section 230’s blanket immunity provision, but this too would result in over-enforcement; given the massive exposure and lower standards for liability imposed by a regime that punishes website operators aware of “problematic material,” the rational response to any given request would probably be to take down the material. And penalties for takedown-notice abusers are only useful if these same operators (who cannot afford even minor legal battles) or the likely-anonymous speakers (most of whom are similarly impoverished) would be willing to take the would-be censor to court, which would occur only rarely.

Perhaps the most troubling part of Solove’s argument is his discussion of how free speech rights conflict with the preservation of online privacy. “Disclosures made for spite,” he says, “or to shame others, or simply to entertain, should not be treated the same as disclosures made to educate or inform.” In fact, Solove takes the Supreme Court’s statements placing political speech at the core of the First Amendment to mean that non-political speech can be restricted with greater ease. This rank-ordering is not Solove’s invention, but although it is comparatively simple to divide speech into commercial and non-commercial, how do we decide what is informative and what is entertaining? What classification would the Drudge Report get? The National Enquirer? The New York Review of Books? How does the test for “entertaining” versus “informative” compare to the test we currently apply to pornography (which looks for social, literary, scientific, artistic value)? Likewise, Solove’s argument for the privacy of non-newsworthy information, such as the identity of subjects in a book or article, involves courts in normative and editorial judgments about the “proper interest” of the public and how to present a story. Courts are not equipped to make these determinations: they are not equipped to bowdlerize, censor, or recut media. And in an era of media fragmentation and non-credentialed citizen journalism, verifiability is even more vital; attempts to reduce the amount of information in stories are now more likely to make it difficult for the true picture to be discerned.

Solove asserts that the fall of privacy subjects us to judgment from many other people, which “can lead to an oppressive amount of social control.” But only pages before he argues that it might be difficult for us to judge others at all if we knew everything about them. In a society with much less privacy than our own, is it likely that oppressive social norms could be upheld once the popularity of deviance became evident? Wouldn’t we be likely to judge people using our new baselines for expected behavior, which would include much of what we currently choose to deny?

The experience of living online will only become more universalized, giving people more of a basis for judging people and information they encounter there. Privacy will recede from the heights it achieved during our brief period of wealth and atomization. Present notions of reputation will no longer apply; as multiple personas become more difficult to maintain. All this will result in a more accurate and humanized representation: we are who we are, warts and all, and the exposure of actions and beliefs that we now keep under wraps will result in changes in social norms. We need not fear the future, and despite Solove’s concerns, the temporary dislocation of the present is no great danger either.

Life, the Universe, and Everything: Surf's Up! Edition

I can't tell if this is inspirational or depressing.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

I am not Rob Schneider.

I'm pretty sure that most buyers would not be keeping oregano in here.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Quiche of Death

Note to quiche-makers: if you use the coarse side of the cheese grater, all the Gruyère sinks to the bottom and bonds with the crust. Ew.

I since made a second quiche, which overflowed the crust a bit. Fortunately, this just left delightful browned eggy bits all over the underside of the crust.

Risk-Averse Liberal Arts Majors, Take Note

Are you thinking of going to law school? Paul Gowder says you should think again.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Take That, Westlaw

Information wants to be free. (via)

Unrelatedly: Rap music, as interpreted through Microsoft Excel. (via)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

SylarSpock

Not nearly as bad as it could have been. (h/t Karl)

Burger King versus Britney Spears

Which type of individual would you think less highly of:
  • someone whose palate is essentially dead, eats only to fuel his body, and has no interest or appreciation for culinary skill or creativity, OR
  • someone who views music as occasionally pleasant background noise, is basically tone deaf, and can't tell Mozart from Mendelssohn?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Curing Huntington's is just the beginning.

A debate on genetic engineering at ScienceBlogs inspires a science fiction author to meditate on the genre of the "warning story" and other uses of the trope.

I'll get you, my pretty.

Doesn't this remind you of the famous dress Kate Winslet wore to the Oscars? So cute. And these tops are darling. Not sure if I have the neck to pull them off, though.

Just what I need: a giraffe-print coat.

Relatedly: how would you wear a black version of this jacket? I thought it would be very versatile, but the bulkiness and brocade are making it harder to wear than anticipated.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Yee-haw!

A proponent of "man's reason" visits the Creation Museum.

About as meritorious as that other modest proposal

DC Readers: Defend the right of college women to sleep around! Confront proponents of chastity! Attend this November 13 panel on modesty!

The panelists:
You must register to attend. To do so, send your name and affiliation to mrybak@eppc.org.

(h/t)

Saturday, November 10, 2007

You gotta fight for your right to key parties

The Duncanville, Texas city council, in response to complaints from neighbors about well-attended meetings of a local, non-commercial swingers' club, have banned the following from residences in the town:
"any premises, person or organization that is presented, advertised, held out or styled as, or which provides notification to the public that it is a swinger's club; an adult encounter group or center; a sexual encounter group or center; party house or home; wife, spouse or partner-swapping club; or that it provides permission, an opportunity or an invitation to engage in or to view sexual activity, stimulation or gratification, whether for consideration or not."
Despite the Supreme Court's openness to consideration of secondary effects, this seems like a clear First Amendment violation.

(via)

Indecent Exposure Loophole

The Supreme Court of South Dakota overturned a teenager's conviction for indecent exposure because the defendant didn't exhibit his genitals in public for the purpose of obtaining sexual gratification from the act of exposure. He merely sought gratification from sex with a mannequin which happened to be in a public building. South Dakota Real Doll owners, rejoice.

I don't buy the court's interpretation of the statute. Do you?

Friday, November 09, 2007

Aging Ungracefully

Me: Ew, Pauly Shore is old.
Steve: Awww? You think I'm old.
Me: Are you as old as Pauly Shore? (looks it up in Google)
Steve: You're going to think I'm old in ten months.
Me: You're already old.
Steve: You're old.
Me: I am. I'm in my late twenties. That's why I can't break up with you. Who would have me? I'm all used up.

Book Review: The Red and the Black

I'm enjoying this book immensely, but I think I identify too strongly with the protagonist.

I'll repost this when I'm done.

UPDATE: The decision to shoot Mme de Renal was utterly unbelievable and completely ruined the book for me.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Enough about the magazine already.

Woodstock : Boomer hippies : : Sassy Magazine : Women slightly older than me.

Curves

On learning to accept contextual mediocrity.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

This post has no title.

GW student commits copycat hate crime by drawing swastikas on her own door.

Trans woman arrested for indecent exposure for dropping trou to prove she's a woman. Meanwhile, 70% of gay and lesbian Americans are willing to throw the transgendered under the bus in order to get federal employment protections.

My mom never bought me toys like this.

Are monks hotter than lawyers?

Monday, November 05, 2007

Spit Take

In the AP coverage of Ron Paul's recent fundraising successes, this passage stood out:
Paul advocates limited government and low taxes like other Republicans, but he stands alone as the only GOP presidential candidate opposed to the Iraq war.
Advocates limited government "like other Republicans"? Which would those be, prithee?

Blade Runner IS Terrible.

This is so, so right. When Blockbuster Video was still running its "Blockbuster Favorites" program (if you rented a "Favorite" and didn't like it, you could get your money back), Blade Runner was the only movie that I and my then-boyfriend hated so much that we were willing to demand a refund.

Diplomats Don't Want to Go to Iraq. Would You?

An insider view of the town-hall meeting held to discuss the drafting of diplomats for Iraq.
FSOs are not a rallying kind of people. As I've detailed elsewhere, they are a careerist kind of people. In a situation such as described by Pastor Niemoeller's famous poem, FSOs are likely to sit down and mentally go through their personal affiliations to try to work out exactly how long they might optimally be able to stay silent before someone comes after them and they need to get the hell out. I mean, let's just establish that from the start, especially as it helps to understand how astonishing the ending of this tale is.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Pasta Sauce With Tomatoes and Mushrooms

I made some pretty decent pasta sauce this weekend. Here's the recipe:

3/4 oz. dried morels
28 oz. can diced tomatoes
1 splash white wine
2 shallots, diced
2 tbsp butter

Soak the morels in about 1-1 1/2 cups hot water for five minutes. Remove mushrooms and slice them. Strain the soaking liquid and set aside.
Saute the shallots in the butter until soft, then add the mushrooms. After about three minutes, add the wine, then the soaking liquid. Allow this to cook down to about 1/3 its original volume, then add the tomatoes. Cover and simmer for about twenty minutes or until the tomatoes start to break down a little. You can put this in the blender to make a smooth sauce or leave it if you don't mind chunkiness. If you don't want a very strong mushroom flavor, add less of the soaking liquid.

This is magic.

Because everything should taste like bacon.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

The Streisand Effect: British Royal Family Edition

I never would have posted on this at all if they hadn't made such a fuss.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Love Found

For a while I thought I had imagined this purse, but I am not crazy.


I'm not sure if I want to keep it . . . the color is sort of hard to coordinate.

april hates u, makes lilacs, u no can has.

T.S. Eliot's The Waste Land, translated to lolcat.

There's been an attempt at Prufrock as well (thanks, P).