Elvis had nothing on me

I am firmly of the (irrational) belief that any smoothie constitutes healthy eating. But fruit is just sugar and fiber, you say. Juice is even worse, being fruit minus fiber. I don't want to hear it. Strawberries plus orange-pineapple-banana juice is good, and good for me. After all, everything in is fruit, and we need fruits and veggies, right? Likewise, my peanut butter, banana, and honey smoothie made with 2% crack milk is completely virtuous. I added flax seed meal and everything.