What I did instead of blogging

In the past three days, I did not blog at all. I did, however:

• See Avenue Q (two thumbs up)
• Lose $100 playing poker
• Eat Kobe beef
• See half of a Cirque du Soleil performance (two thumbs down)
• Try on Manolo Blahniks; realize they are ugly
  

. . . and myriad other things. Unfortunately for you, while I am willing to seriously consider spending hundreds of dollars on leather goods, I refuse to pay exorbitant hotel rates for internet access. I'm sure you all had a nice MLK weekend anyway.