Why can't we be friends?

Relationship stuff around the internet:

• Government incentives result in an entire Chinese village getting divorced. (h/t Bill F.)
• Why do women like bad boys while nice guys get the shaft? I think the answer is self-assurance.
  
• Why did you break up with your ex? There is no right answer.
• Crazy Tom Cruise's very public relationship with Katie Holmes (and other antics) may have hurt ticket sales of MI:III. I am boycotting it, and I love action movies so much that last night I dreamed I was Spider-Man.