Good for the gander

I'm slowly getting back on the makeup wagon after nearly two years of blotchy-faced, low maintenance living. The experience of shopping for the stuff is pretty intimidating. I wasn't aware that SOP for makeup these days included "primer." My face is not a car! I ended up getting this foundation and powder and calling it a day.

Now can someone drag this guy down to Sephora? You'd think he could afford to not look like someone's attacked him with a sandblaster.