I wasn't aware that the Social Register still existed. It does.
Since its inception, the Social Register has been the only reliable, and the most trusted, arbiter of Society in America. As a service to its members, it offers a publication which lists the Association's membership, as well as contact information, club and college affiliations, and births, debuts, engagements, marriages and deaths as they occur.That's Society with a capital S, and they don't appear to be joking. I have no words. (via)