Things I learned:
- Seniority-based pay means that not all clerks are created equal.
- The feds give you free online OED access.
- Clerking for a senior judge means you get to travel to a wider variety of places but you get to travel less often.
- A good catsitter is hard to find.
- The sentencing guidelines are even tougher than you think.
- Presented with a choice between using flexible, usable software or outdated, buggy crap, the government will pick the latter every time.