Drivin' my life away

After an airline mishap ruined my weekend plans, I ended up spending my Saturday making a four hour road trip (don't ask). I like driving, and I got to go to a Dairy Queen for the first time in about fifteen years, which was bad for my cholesterol but good for my ambition. There's nothing like being timewarped back to the socioeconomic status of the past to rev up your passion for billing.