I hate Forrest Gump.

Hilarious summaries of so-called inspirational movies. (h/t) I especially agree with this one:

"Dead Poet's Society," 1989. No. There are many things wrong with the movie and I'll skip them for now....But, we have one kid who blows his brains out because he couldn't live with his father's disapproval. And we're supposed be sympathetic with the teacher who forced this confrontation? This is an evil, evil movie.