Waiter Rant has a run-in with the law

"What did the gizmo say?" I ask.

"You're not drunk," the trooper says.

I resist the urge to say I told you so.

"But sir," the cop says getting in my face, "let this be a lesson to you. You can have one beer and still get arrested for driving drunk."

If you have qualms about DUI and reckless driving enforcement as it's practiced today, this will just confirm them. Then again, if the Waiter was impaired due to exhaustion, should it have mattered what his BAC was?