Friday, September 16, 2005

Single White Female

Renee Zellweger continues her quest to ape Julia Roberts in every respect by breaking it off with the funny looking country star she just married. I look forward to her future flaky romances with other Hollywood stars (could Mark Ruffalo be Benjamin Bratt 2.0?), continued underdeserved popularity, and eventual decision to become a full time homewrecker and mother of twins with funny names.
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