Friday, September 16, 2005
Renee Zellweger continues her quest to ape Julia Roberts in every respect by breaking it off with the funny looking country star she just married. I look forward to her future flaky romances with other Hollywood stars (could Mark Ruffalo be Benjamin Bratt 2.0?), continued underdeserved popularity, and eventual decision to become a full time homewrecker and mother of twins with funny names.
Posted by Amber at 8:54 AM