Singing my song

I was excited by the prospect of trying to figure out what the theme song of this blog would be until I realized that I am on Milbarge's blogroll but not Fitz-Hume's. On the off chance that he'll add me, or merely for the purposes of my own amusement, what should the theme song of this blog be? I was thinking something by Liz Phair, like "Baby Got Going," but am open to suggestions.

Alternative question: last night we were trying to name songs that are perfect for drunken singing by groups of five or more. The contenders: Margaritaville, Friends in Low Places, American Pie, and Piano Man. Any other suggestions?

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