What happened to the Porter Square McDonald's? Sometimes a girl needs a caramel sundae that's mostly air! There is already a criminal shortage of fast food in the Harvard area. Why must you hurt me?
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"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous