*Insert impotent tooth gnashing here*

You know, when you order a memory chip for your digital camera for a vacation that begins in a matter of days, maybe you should double check that Amazon isn't sending the package to your address at Harvard instead of to D.C. Because forgetting that would mean you had to either bug any available friends still in Cambridge to forward you a package or drop another 40 65 (extortionate bastards at Best Buy!) bucks on a memory chip. Stupid.
UPDATE: Saved by the Bill: Tiffany's fiance is a jolly good fellow. He is sending me my chip.