Cloning. Vicious dog attacks and heartwarming doggie defense of his mistress. Topless photo shoots. Beauty pageants. Mormon missionaries. Kidnapping and rape. Going on the lam dressed as deaf-mute mimes.
This is too weird to be fake.
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous