Cheerleading is evil.

In a controlled experiment, n = 2, using the youthful inhabitants of my childhood home, the issue of whether cheerleading is in fact a life-destroying, crippling hobby was studied, with one individual participating in this subsidized evil and one individual taking part in activities with no physical component, like the high school literary magazine.

I have never broken a bone or had surgery, and I have no joint or tendon problems.