UPDATE: I was kidding, people. If HLSers can't make jokes at YLS's expense, there's something wrong with the world.
UPDATE II:
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous