Oh my goodness, doesn't this sound like something Grandpa Simpson would talk about?
"When I was a boy, we didn't have your Xboxes or your Playstations. We spent our recess time polishing balls of mud and we enjoyed it!" (h/t)
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous