How do you visualize your favorite bloggers? This game is ruined for a lot of blogs by the presence of photos, but you can still play with some.
PG I used to picture as an Indian version of Muriel because of how self-deprecating she can be about her appearance, but in person she's slim, fresh-faced, and pretty.
The Douthat: surgically implanted red tie.
E. Spat: like a grown-up version of Claire from Six Feet Under, but with more of a tan.