Smithers, my iPod!

Jesse Taylor at Pandagon calls my attention to the continued exploits of one-time CMC student Blake Gottesman. After a brief high school fling with Jenna Bush and a semester or two at my alma mater, Gottesman left the well-trodden path of college to work for Bush in 2000. He was, I believe, the person who fatefully interrupted the reading of "My Pet Goat" to inform Bush of 9/11. And now his duties include filling President Bush's iPod. Is this horribly sad? I can't decide.