Prettier Than Napoleon

Probably the only Bush post I will ever make: Is this guy for real? How uninhibited do you have to be to rub a bald stranger's head? Or wipe your glasses on other people's clothes? What possible explanation can there be for his behavior? There's not being self conscious, and there's being out of sync with normal human standards for personal touching. (Via Wonkette and Boing Boing, respectively)