Because I have RSVPs on the brain right now (getting people to come to this banquet is like herding cats), when Geoffrey showed me the response card for his friend's wedding today it struck me quite strongly. The reply options on the card read:
____ Cannot wait to attend
____ Cannot attend
Now this is both confusing and technically duplicative. I'm sure they thought they were being very cute and colloquial, though.
I'm off to listen to Professor Singer play the viola at my friend Angel's party. Hurrah for the Public Interest Auction!