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And this is Lily's best glassy-eyed stare, inspired by my hypnotic swaying of a Gryffindor tassel:
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"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous