Old-tyme circus strongman >>>> My muscle fibers and veinz, let me show you them.
The '70s facial hair is deprecated, however.
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous