I would really like to have watched Hellboy II and bought a new iPhone in the next twelve hours, but alas, I will not.
Unrelatedly, a British couple is facing six years for sex on a beach. Yet another reason not to go to Dubai.
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous