TSA Frustration

I now have two bottles of sunscreen for my trip. The one on the left is a 5 oz. bottle that endangers America's freedom. The one on the right is a 3 oz. bottle that does not. Note how they are practically the same size. Since I will not be checking luggage, I will have to leave the one on the left (which I prefer) at home. I wish I could just cross out the 5 and write in a 3.