- To be shot. (Scroll down to 2:36)
- To decide about an abortion (male edition).
- To lose faith in mankind. (Edit: I had intended to link to this post, which is a longer meditation on the same topic.)
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous