- Blindfolds for the nasty men.
- Tepperize the gene pool.
- Teaching men some modicum of self-control.
(previously) (h/t Karl)
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous