Perjurer #1: Lil' Kim. Lied to a grand jury, got 366 days in jail.
Perjurer #2: Renee "The Squint" Zellweger. Lied in her annulment filing and admitted to having done so. Result: no punishment, annulment granted.
Something stinks here.
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