Friday Text-Only Cat Blog

Things my cats have caused to mysteriously disappear:

• One furry cat toy, one mini-tennis ball, and one large plastic heart filled with catnip
• Two contact lenses cases, minus lenses

(it's only a one bedroom apartment; where is this stuff?)

Things my cats have destroyed:

• Two makeup sponges
• Packet of Kleenex
• Half roll of toilet paper
• One pillow
• One cardboard kitty carrier

Things they are working on:

• The miniblinds
• The fringe on my wool carpet
• Upholstery
• My sanity (Lily is part Siamese, but she is only vocal at 6am. Snape has decided to go fishing in the toilet bowl. They have both also decided that my hair is for eating.)