Hat tip to Mike Hubbard:
Kerri Dunn, hate crime faker, is sentenced to one year in prison!
Bill Ascher, Dean of Faculty during the Dunn scandal and one of President Gann's imports from Duke, is replaced by an old-school CMC type.
Could the long night for CMC be over? Are we going to return to our roots? Time will tell. If Gann leaves, the champagne comes out.