Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Let me tell you the truth about Amelia Bedelia

Via Metafilter, the best idea ever:
That was possibly more enjoyable than the movie, although I think it needed an "Avuncular Bane Voice" voice over at some point.

Maybe I just want that voice to read me bedtime stories; is that so wrong of me?
If you give a mouse a cookie, then you are only doing what is right.
For too long you have hoarded the carb-rich food for yourself, allowing the mouse to starve amid your decadence.
And for this your punishment must be more severe.
Other possibilities: GPS navigation voice ("When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to ... exit on the right." )
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