- Getting murdered right before my wedding and buried in a wall.
- House centipedes
- Lightheartedly tweeting through a medical procedure and then being told, in front of an audience, that I have cancer.
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous