- Vital Tedium: Homer's Catalog of Ships
- Faithful Five-Fold: Gawain Deserves the Pentangle
- Crying for the Moon (on Plato's Symposium)
- Faces of the Ivory Virgin: Tracing the Pygmalion Narrative in Drama
- Then there's my thesis "Privatizing the Police: Historical Perspectives and Future Projections for Market Solutions in Policing," submitted just after DHS nationalized airport security.
Actual first lines from a high school poem, which I think was published in our literary magazine:
The shell of your translucent faceMoonglow, people! This is horrifying.
lighted from within
the moonglow lanterns of your eyes
reflected on your skin.