Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy a conversation about the potential reunification of Vulcan and Romulus and Matt Damon's playing a young Kirk but only in the context of someone who would care to talk about such things. I mean come on, how much heavy conversation about the decline of the American Empire and the forced geo-political instability of the middle east can a man and a woman take before ripping their clothes off?I feel like this is a question that could be answered in an R-rated version of the Tootsie Roll commercial with Mr. Owl.
Thursday, September 06, 2007
I have a friend who is seeking companionship via Craigslist. This was one of her many emails:
Posted by Amber at 6:46 AM