Androgynous Amber is locked in a closet right now.

I had a weird experience on the street today. This sandwich board guy in Farragut Square kept staring at me. Finally he asked, "Is there some celebrity people are always telling you that you look like?" I said no, but that it was probably very flattering, whoever the person he was picturing was. This is the second time something like this has happened to me in D.C.

So: what z-list celebrity do I resemble? Do I even look like an Amber at all?