Helen Mirren hates smile evangelists

Longtme readers can imagine how much I enjoyed Entertainment Weekly's recent Spotlight on Helen Mirren:

When Helen Mirren is relaxed, her face must look a bit, shall we say, grumpy. While she's lost in thought, strangers will approach and tell her to cheer up. "I hate that!" says the actress, sipping coffee at Claridge's Hotel in London. "Someone comes up and says, 'Cheer up, love!' You know, fuck off! I want to head-butt them!"

(h/t Steve)