I have had a crush on Thomas Jefferson ever since I saw 1776 in the seventh grade.
I save the 2005 nickels because they have a hot Jefferson (plus "Liberty") on them.
"Federalist blogwench" -- Fenno
"[A] caricature of Goffmanian anxiety." -- M. Vanderwheel
"[R]ude, cruel, and shows a blatant lack of open-minded understanding." -- Twilighters Anonymous