Notes to self:
- Brand new four inch heels should be brought in a bag and put on at the event, not worn during the walk between home and the Faculty Club (0.7 miles! no wonder my feet hurt).
- If someone casually remarks about the pornography industry AIDS scare, do not reveal the extent of your knowledge of the prices of sex scenes in Brazil versus America, the procedures for voluntary quarantine, and the interval for HIV testing. Even if you have totally innocent, non-industry news sources for all this data, just shut. up.
- If you are speaking after another person and basically get to talk about whatever he does not cover, and that person is writing his speech as you eat dinner, that is trouble.